Thursday, April 17, 2008

WINKY-WANKY HANTU ON PAK LAH'S NEXT MOVE.

I really have no control of this free-spirit hantu. He gate-crashed the Bar Council Dinner that was graced by PM Pak Lah.

He gave me that mischievous wink before he whispered this to me: All's well on the Judicial front. Compensation to the aggrieved judges could see passage thru and a judicial commission to look into selection and promotion of judges.

After belching out a string of wasabe -laced breath he continued that evil wink that always told me that he had the piece-de-resistance, ..........................
"I read his lips," he continued. "Whose lips?, I queried impatiently! "PM's of course", he croaked. "He may cross the floor........" he hooted delightfully. "What floor?" I reached for him with a swipe. And the whole thing came out in rapid fire:"Pak Lah will cross over to Pakatan Rakyat. Everyone in UMNO is against him. The only ones siding him as those ass-kissers. He cannot find loyalty in UMNO, so what is the point in resuscitating a terminally-ill organ. PR will of course welcome him but minus KJ, Nazri, Zam, Azlina, One-eye, the Sabah Leak, Bad-ruddin, that cannot-understand English Minister, whitened Toyo, etc....He is allowed to bring over Zaid Ibrahim though. Anwar will allow him to continue to be PM, with Anwar as Deputy PM.,,,,until such time Anwar is comfortable to take over." With that he winked and flew of to I can guess.....Fisherman's Wharf. Gus Gan, God help you.....and keep that 18year old away from him. Me, I will sniff a couple of cognac with Mrs Zorro. Sleep well Malaysians, wherever you are.

19 comments:

backStreetGluttons said...

that is groundbreaking salivating journalistic first punch of the highest order !

Our country is really turned upside down , like a sinister game of first class chess.

reminiscent of Mission Impossible 7

Anonymous said...

I think that will be ok with us. He isn't a rabid and an evil man, only weak. So we need to welcome him plus his 30 MPs except the gang that you have mentioned. That gang is No No. Then we take over the govt later. In fact, we can allow him to continue for a while, even for 3 years and then handover.

Anonymous said...

Terrible, stories of this ilk further sows confusion. How on earth can AAB jump? He'ld be an awfully easy target for the UMNO/Madhatter gang. And after whacking this govt so much, he's going to cross over as the leader? madness .... not to mention with such a slap to UMNO and the master race, they'ld be bound to do something crazy.

If it happens, we'ld be infamous all over the world.

Bloody interesting though, so much better than most of the crap we have on the tube nowadays...

Gus Gan said...

Hantu was here.

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CK said...

wow......

mouth opened widely, bigger than mulu cave.

i mean... seriously?

Anonymous said...

didnt really concern much about politics before this..

though reading MSM everyday..but i know nothing and care nothing..

good to have you guys to write all these..keep us awake and aware of what happen..

lucky is not too late for me to realise all these..

Anonymous said...

PR will be a laughing stock if AAB crosses over..and the man comes with excess baggage..

this should not happen! nor be allowed to happen as PR's integrity and basis will be undermined..

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha Ha Hantu's brain or Birdbrain!

It's all coming together.........right on the dot!

The 34 will walk!

Mahathir's legacy is crumbling!

Anonymous said...

nah...this little birdie must be a cookoo (in the head !)..not even worth speculating.....

Anonymous said...

are you sure hantu is not drunk when he told u the possibility of dollah crossing over? i dont think so PR will accept him. what has he got to offer? if anwar can by himself convinced 30+ MP to cross over, that is the end for BN d, why bring over mr ZZZ? Or are you saying Anwar is talking cock so far and at the same time ZZZ can bring over 30+ MP with him? hmmm....let me think....no la...dont let him cross la...just feed him to the sharks.

Anonymous said...

Yep, its incredible and not logical. This birdie must’ve heard wrongly, most probably it has suffered an acute stiff neck like uncle zorro did few days back and couldn’t turn it’s head for full view.

GobloKing said...

NO WAY JOSE!!!!

Soooo...NOT happening!

For his next act, AAB should just sit on a beach in Perth and go fishing

I dun want Anwar
I dun want Najis & cousin
I dun want any member of any great dynasty
I WANT RAJA NAZRIN !!!

Monsterball said...

Aiyah...zorro...I'm going to have nightmares tonight after reading this...

Shanghai Fish said...

zorro,
This "hantu" must have flown straight out of hell ! You sure Pak Lah wasn't "sleep-walking" across the floor ah ?

Then what becomes of Najib and Muhiyuddin ah ??

Interesting times bro....and so this is "YOUR" PM you were talking about ? Stop those cognacs zorro and go back to your malts, please !!......or shoot the hantu !
Cheers !

Radius said...

Hahahahah the "hantu" must had a bit too much of a drink. No way Pak Lah is jumping over and no way that PKR supporter will accept him as well. From oppositions to UMNO themselves want him out and if possible out of the country as well so no way Pak Lah is coming over. That guy is already finish before he knows it.

zorro said...

sayno2anwar: I have to reject your comment as it had no comment-value and not a fair comment, unless you can produce proof.

Ciaklat !!! said...

Hantu had too much to drink...there is no way this will happen...if it does, wat kind of image will badawi have? no principle...jumping here and there like katak...

then again, issn't tat politics? the malaysia boleh version i mean...

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahaha!!.. thnx for the laffter.. Gess ur dreaming bout the whole thing..the 'burung hangTu',hahahah..